Dental Care

  Intro: [G] - [C] - [F] - [C]

  (Lead)
E|-5s-7--8--7---3---5~--3--0--3~~~~~~~~~| 
B|--------------------------------------| 
G|--------------------------------------| 
D|--------------------------------------| 
A|--------------------------------------| 

E|-5s-7--8--7---3---5~--3--0--~~~~~~~0~--------1---------0-----------| 
B|-----------------------------3--3-----3--1----------1-----3--0--1--| 
G|------------------------------------------------2------------------| 
D|-------------------------------------------------------------------| 
A|-------------------------------------------------------------------| 

(I only know a little on how to transpose piano tab into guitar tab...)
1st verse:

  [G]              [F]               [C]  [G]
I brush my teeth, and look in the mirror
      [F]            [C]               [G]
And laugh out loud as I'm beaming from ear to ear
     [F]                 [C]            [G]
I'd rather pick flowers instead of fights
       [F]          [C]          [G]
And rather than flaunt my style
      [F]              [C]                [G]
I'd flash you a smile of clean pearly whites

Chorus:

[Am]              [C]                [Am]                 [F]
I've been to the dentist a thousand times so I know the drill
[Am]              [Dm]               [C]                            [G]
I smooth my hair said back in the chair but somehow I still need to chill

Verse 2:


[F]     [C]  [G]
Have a seat
[F]     [C]  [G]
He says pleasantly
[F]     [C]  [G]
As he shakes my hand
[F]     [C]  [G]
And practically laughs at me
[F]     [C]  [G]
Open up nice and wide
[F]     [C]  [G]
And with a smirk he says,
[F]     [C]  [G]
"Don't have a fit, this'll just pinch a bit"
[F]     [C]  [G]
As he tries not to grin


[Am]   [C]     [Am]          [F]
When hygienists leave on long vacations
[Am]        [Dm]        [C]                [G]
That's when dentists scream and lose their patience

(Play chords like in Intro)

[G]     [C]      [F]   [C]
Talking only brings the toothaches on
Because I say the stupidest things
So if my resolve goes south
I'll swallow my pride with an aspirin
And shut my mouth

[G]     [C]      [F]   [C]
Golf and alcohol don't mix
And that's why I don't drink and drive
Because, good grief, I'd knock out my teeth
And hafta kiss my smile goodbye