It Never Woulda Worked Out Anyway

           Bb  Dm                    Dbm
Oh lighten up, where's your sense of humor?
             Cm          F
They're just tiny little rumors
       Cm                 F               Bb(2)  F
That I started 'cause I'm lookin' out for you.
          Bb        Dm            Dbm
Oh settle down, I'm just a little jealous,
        Cm               F
And I'm sure those other fellas
      Cm                F                Bb(2)
Never once believed the lies I told were true.

         Eb                               Bbmaj7
Like the time I told that cowboy that you used to be a man,
        F                               Bmaj7
And the doctor you were datin' that you hide your wedding band.
     Eb         Edim         Bb(2)         G
Even if I am responsible for scaring them away,
    Cm              F               Cm          F
You really ought to thank me, I was doin' you a favour,
          Cm           F             Bb
'Cause it never woulda worked out anyway.

             Bb       Dm              Dbm
Oh can't you see, the reason that I'm doin'
        Cm               F
All the crazy things I'm doin',
     Cm             F              Bb(2)  F
Is because I really care about you girl.
           Bb    Dm          Dbm
And I'll admit I go a little farther
       Cm              F
Than I know I probably oughta,
         Cm            F              Bb(2)
But it's all because I need you in my world.

         Eb                               Bbmaj7
Like the time I told that lawyer that you spent a year in jail,
        F                                 Bmaj7
And the salesman you were seein' you hang out at cheap motels.
     Eb         Edim         Bb(2)         G
Even if I am responsible for scaring them away,
    Cm              F               Cm          F
You really ought to thank me, I was doin' you a favour,
          Cm           F             Bb
'Cause it never woulda worked out anyway.

Bb  Dm  Dbm  Cm  F  Cm  F  Bb(2)  F  Bb  Dm  Dbm  Cm  F  Cm  F  Bb
INSTRUMENTAL

Cm                F                  Bbmaj7
I can't stand the thought of you with anybody else,
Cm               F             Gm      C      F   F#  F
I know I've gone overboard but I can't help myself.

         Eb                               Bbmaj7
Like the time I told that dentist you had seven little kids,
        F                          Bbmaj7
And you doubled as a dancer at the strip joint on the ridge.
     Eb         Edim         Bb(2)        G
Even if I am responsible for scaring him away,
    Cm              F               Cm          F
You really ought to thank me, I was doin' you a favour,
          Cm           F             Bb
'Cause it never woulda worked out anyway.
     Cm            F              Cm                  F
It's all because I love you and I can't stop thinkin' of you,
       Cm           F             Bb
And it never woulda worked out anyway.




/   =   slide up                                   p   =   pulloff

h   =   hammer-on                                  \   =   slide down






INTRO (AND THROUGHOUT SONG)


E|------6-5--4--3----------------------|  
B|-----6---6--5--6-4p3-4-3-------------|  
G|--6/7-----7--6------5---5-4-3-3h5----|  
D|-----------------------------5---3---|  
A|-------------------------------------|  
E|-------------------------------------|  



LEAD GUITAR SOLO  (halfway through instrumental)

E|--6-3-------------------------------------------------------------------1-------3-  
B|-----6-3------------4-3------------------4-----5-4/5-4p2-4-2/3-2-----1-3-4\3---4--  
G|--------6-5-3----------5-4p3------------4-----6---------3-------3---2-------4/5---  
D|-------------5-4-3----------5-4p3------------5-------------------2/3--------------  
A|---------------------------------4/5-5/6--6/7-------------------------------------  
E|----------------------------------------------------------------------------------  


E|--5p4-3--------------------------------------6---|  
B|-------6-5p4-3----------------------3-3-4/6--6---|  
G|------------5--5-3---------3-3-5p3h5-5-------6---|  
D|--------------7-5-5/6-5p3h5-5----------------5---|  
A|-------------------------------------------------|  
E|-------------------------------------------------|  



ENDING

E|------6-5--4--3---------------------------------|  
B|-----6---6--5--6-4p3-3p2p1------------------3---|  
G|--6/7-----7--6------5-----3p1p0-3p1p0-------3---|  
D|-------------------------------------3p1p0--3---|  
A|------------------------------------------1-1---|  
E|------------------------------------------------|