Selfie Theinternetisforever

D
Let's all sing together
     A
The Internet is forever

D
(no words)
    A
The Internet is forever

D   A

[Verse 1]
D
Your grandmother's in an open casket
A
You’re in a suit and shades
              Bm                        A
You take your iPhone out and you snap it
G            G *let ring*
Hashtag sad day
                 D
You ought to be ashamed

[Verse 2]
D
Posin' the bathroom mirror
     A
In a skimpy little two piece,
       Bm                           A
In the background there's a toddler
G                       G *let ring*
Crying on the toilet seat,

[Chorus]
D
You ought to be ashamed
        A
Of your selfie
Bm                     A
Now why you go tweet it
G
When you really oughta just delete it
D                                 A
Now we all wanna unsee it, but we can’t
                D
You ought to be ashamed

[Verse 3]
D
Spring breakin' in Daytona
    A
The middle of a keg stand
   Bm                                 A
It all fun and games until your daddy,
G                       G *let ring*
Follows you in Instagram
                D
You ought to be ashamed

[Solo]
D  A  Bm  G  D

[Bridge]
Bm                                          A
You ought to take that stick, break it in half,
G
Show a little sense, show a little class
D                                                                 A *let ring*
You took it of your face, but you know you're really showing your ass

[Verse 4]
          D
Go on and take one at the Grand Canyon
          A
Or if you get to meet Ringo Starr
Bm                                           A
But if you're texting some girl you just met
G                                  G *let ring*
Pictures of your little Brett Favre

[Ending]
D
You ought to be ashamed
        A
Of your selfie
D
You ought to be ashamed
D
Lets all sing together
     A
(The Internet is forever)
D
Come on you ought to know better
     A
(The Internet is forever)
D
Making out with your professor
     A
(The Internet is forever)
D
Naked with an Irish Setter
     A
(The Internet is forever)
D
Smoking in your third trimester
     A
(The Internet is forever)
D
He said his name was Heather
     A
(The Internet is forever)
D
Can that t-shirt get any wetter
     A
(The Internet is forever)
D
Where the hell'd you get that sweater
     A
(The Internet is forever)