Toilet Seat

C               Dm
She's not into flowers
G                        C
Or gettin' big expensive gifts
                         Dm
She says she don't want jewelry
G                         C   C7
She doesn't need another dress
   F
If I wanna show her how much I adore her
                       C   C/B  Am
The best way that I've found
       C
Is to make sure when I'm finished
G                       C
I put that toilet seat down

                Dm
We've been to counseling
G                                 C
To try and see the ways we could improve
                Dm
This thing between us
G                                             C  C7
And different ways to show each other I love you
F
Well forget about those get-away vacations
                    C   C/B  Am
In romantic costal towns
C
If you wanna say "I love you"
G                          C
Then put that toilet seat down

C                          F
Cuz in the middle of the night
                    C
It's cold and it's dark
                        G
When I hear my name in vain
                          C  C7
I know I haven't done my part
                       F
She just wants me to support her
                            C  C/B  Am
And the best way that I've found
          C
Is with a gentle hand and a loving touch
G                       C
I put that toilet seat down