A Fever You Cant Sweat Out - Medley

F#m                     Dmaj7
Sit tight, I'm going to need you to keep time
     E                   Dmaj7                F#m
Come on, just snap, snap, snap your fingers for me
                      Dmaj7
Good, good, now we're making some progress
     E                  Dmaj7                F#m
Come on, just tap, tap, tap your toes to the beat

[Pre-Chorus]
(F#m) Dmaj7   E                   Dmaj7                    F#m
And I believe this may call for a proper introduction, and well
         Dmaj7  E                    Dmaj7
Don't you see? I'm the narrator, and this is just the prologue

[Chorus]
E                        F#
Swear to shake it up, if you swear to listen
          D               A              E
Oh, we're still so young, desperate for attention
F#       E      F#                       E
I aim to be your eyes, trophy boys, trophy wives

E                        F#
Swear to shake it up, if you swear to listen
          D               A              E
Oh, we're still so young, desperate for attention
F#       E  F#   E
I aim to be your eyes- [fades out]

[Camisado] - Key of [Bm]

[Verse 1]
Bm
This is the scent of dead skin on a linoleum floor
D
This is the scent of quarantine wings in a hospital
G
(It's not so pleasant and it's not so conventional)
Em                               A
It sure as hell ain't normal but we deal, we deal
Bm
The anesthetic never set in and I'm wondering where
D
The apathy and urgency is that I thought I phoned in
G
(It's not so pleasant and it's not so conventional)
Em                                   A
And it sure as hell ain't normal but we deal, we deal

[Bridge]
D
You're a regular decorated emergency
D
You're a regular decorated emergency [high note]

[Chorus]
G                            A                             Bm
Can't take the kid from the fight, take the fight from the kid
Bm
Sit back, relax, sit back, relapse again
G                            A                             Bm
Can't take the kid from the fight, take the fight from the kid
Bm
Just sit back, just sit back

[Bridge]
 G        F#m
Sit back, sit back, relax, relapse
Em               D           G
Sit back, sit back, ba ba ba da oh-
                  A               Bm   Bm/D
You can't take the kid out of the fight...

[Outro]
Bm          D
The I.V. and your hospital bed
G
This was no accident
           Em                     A
This was a therapeutic chain of events

[But It's Better If You Do] - Key of [Am}

[Verse 1]
        Am
Now I'm of consenting age
      G                   F            Am
To be forgetting you in a cabaret somewhere

Downtown where a burlesque queen
    G           F
May even ask my name
        Am
As she sheds her skin on stage
    G                        F
I'm seated and sweating to a dance song
                 Am
On the club's P.A
                                   G
The strip joint veteran sits two away
                      F
Smirking between dignified sips of his dignified
Dm    Dm  Em   F x2
Peach and lime...    daiquiri

[Chorus]
Am        C            F
And isn't this exactly where you'd like me?
      Dm                                F
I'm exactly where you'd like me, you know
            Em          G#dim
Praying for love in a lap dance
     G#dim
And paying in naivety?
Am         C           F
Oh, isn't this exactly where you'd like me?
      Dm                                F
I'm exactly where you'd like me, you know
            Em        Dm
Praying for love in a lap dance - woahh..

[Interlude]
Am F#m G F

[Bridge](heavy swing drums)
    Am
But I'm afraid that I
G     F
Well, I may have faked it
    Am                   G
And I wouldn't be caught dead
                  F
D-dead, d-dead, d-dead in this place
      Am
Well, I'm afraid that I
G
Well, that's right
      F
Well, I may have faked it
    Am                   G
And I wouldn't be caught dead in this place

[The Only Difference Between Martyrdom and Suicide Is Press Coverage] - Key of [F#m}

[Bridge]
F#m                    D            E
(Swear to shake it up, you swear to listen
F#m                   A            E
Swear to shake it up, you swear to listen
F#m                   D            E
Swear to shake it up, you swear to listen
F#m                   E
Swear to shake it up, swear to shake it up)

[Outro]
F#m
La-da-da-da, da-da-da-da-da, da-da-da
F#m
La-da-da-da, da-da-da-da-da
F#m
La-da-da-da, da-da-da-da-da, da-da-da
F#m
La-da-da-da, da-da-da-da-da
F#m (ring out guitar)