Bill And Teds Homosexual Adventure

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Two California valley boys
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The very best of friends
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They used to go on dates with girls
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But now they don't pretend
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After trying to deny it
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They went ahead and tried it
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Couldn't believe how excellent it felt


[Chorus]
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It's no bogus journey
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It's their hearts' true yearning
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It's time for Bill & Ted's
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Homosexual adventure to begin


[Verse 2]
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In the garage
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They're practicing their guitar solos
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But in the bedroom
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They're practicing on one another
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School was such a pain
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What a way to waste your brain
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'Cause you know what's on their minds
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Hey dude, 69!



[Bridge]
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They might seem kind of dumb
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But they're not rubes
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They got each other by the pubes
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Squeezing on one another's tubes
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One's dark, one is blond
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Day and night they get it on
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They got condoms in their pockets
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Plug into each other's sockets


[Verse 3]
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They learned from Socrates
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And other ancient Greeks
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The art of homo love
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And sexual techniques
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They may not be too bright
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But they know what they like
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A love affair most triumphant


[Chorus]
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It's no bogus journey
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It's their hearts' true yearning
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It's time for Bill & Ted's
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Homosexual adventure to begin