Lazy Harp Seal Has No Job

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D              A      D
Lazy harp seal has no job
               A      D
Lazy harp seal has no money
                  A        D
See his earnings, they are meager
                      A   D
He's lacking business acumen


G                      D
Look at me! I've got a fancy camera
   A                   D
The lens is big and it cost a lot
G                 D
Look at me, in my nice yellow jacket
    A                                        D
The color is a special order. It was hard to find


D              A      D
Lazy harp seal has no camera
                  A         D
Not even a simple point and shoot
             A          D
Foolishly he sits there smiling
               A      D
Even though he has no jacket


G             D
See him there goofing around
A                     D
He does not behave proactively
G           D
Many girls, they seem to like him
  A
I find the situation frustrating