Would You Like To Play The Guitar

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Would you like to play the guitar?
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Carry money home in a jar
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From a coffeehouse or a bar
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Or would you rather get a job?

VERSE 1:

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A job is the thing that makes you get out of bed
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And work every day until you're dead.
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Your back is achin' and your brain is numb
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And you just can't wait until the weekend comes
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But if you don't want to starve or beg or rob
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You're gonna have to get a job

CHORUS 2:

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Or would you like to play the guitar
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Drive for miles and miles in your car
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And pretend that you're a big star
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Or would you rather book the gig?

VERSE 2:

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An agent's the guy who takes his twenty- percent
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What he says ain't always what he meant.
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He'll clean you out in ways you never thought
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Because he's good at business and he knows you're not.
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And then he'll sue if you ever make it big
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"Cause he's the guy who booked the gig.

CHORUS 3:

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Or would you like to play the guitar
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For a living--har-dee-har-har.
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I'll admit it's kind of bizarre
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Or would you rather be the wife?

VERSE 3:

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The wife is the one who has to rescue our butts
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She's either a saint or else she's nuts.
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She gets impatient and she gets annoyed
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"Cause she's the one who must remain employed
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And, by the way, if you want to wreck your life
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Become a guitar player's wife.

CHORUS 4:

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'Cause all the monkeys ain't in the zoo.
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They can be trained to play guitar too.
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Some do a whole lot better than you
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But even if you don't go far
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You could be worse off than you are
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At least you're playing your guitar.