I Try To Think About Elvis

*Spoken*
Oh, I'm sorry. Forgot where I was

E
I try to think about Elvis, Memphis, Oprah in the afternoon
                     A                           E
I try to think about palm trees, fig leaves, the creature from the Black Lagoon
                                                                    C#m      B
I try to think about high heels, and good deals, anything to get me through
                         A               B                E
I just can't concentrate... you're all I think about these days


I try to contemplate the cosmos, what goes round and round the sky at night
I try to think about champange, freight trains slowly rolling out of sight
I try to focus on the headlines, street crimes, every time I think I might
I just can't concentrate... you're all I think about these days

        C#m              F#           A                E
My mind wanders where it will when it settles right on you
     C#m               F#        A                 B
I forget what I should say, I forget what I should do

*Guitar Solo - D E A B E*

My mind wanders where it will when it settles right on you
I forget what I should say, I forget what I should do

*Spoken*
Ah, come on, Patty. Get it together

*Key Change - F#*
                     F#
I try to think about Shakespeare, leap year, the Beatles or the Rolling Stones
                     B                   F#
I try to think about hair-do's, tattoos, sushi bars and saxophones
                                                                         D#m    C#
I try to think about the talk shows, new clothes but I guess I should've known
                         B                 C#               D#m G#  B
I just can't concentrate... you're all the think about these days
             C#            F#
you're all I think about these days