Older Guy

Intro: G D G C
       G D G D7

  G               D
I had a birthday, my oh my
  G              C
I turned into an older guy
                 G        D          G    D
And older guy is what the girls will say
            G                 D
(When they) try to tell their mom and dad
     G              C
That maybe it won't be so bad
                    G       D     G
At least he's got a job and isn't gray
D
Yet!
     Em
It's right around the corner
         A7
Yeah the time is sneaking up
   Em                            D
It keeps on getting faster every year
    G             D
But I'll be happy as can be
     G                C
With pretty girls too young for me
                        G     D      G    D
They talk and talk, but I can barely hear
  G              D
I have a girl of 25
    G           C
She hasn't even been alive
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As long as I've been playing this guitar
    G                  D
She treats me like her little boy
  G            C
I must admit I do enjoy
                    G       D      G
Pretending that I'm younger than I are
D
And
    Em                           A7
She wants to start a family, but in a year or so
  Em                                   D
I may not have the strength to raise a kid
      G                D
Cause if a child rides piggyback
  G                    C
I think that you would hear a crack
                    G        D      G
And see me break in two just like a twig

Solo

  G              D
I had a birthday yesterday
   G7                C
It came and went and now today
                      G     D      G    D
It's time to get back to my normal life
      G            D
Where I forget how old am I
    G                C
And walk down to the junior high
              G          D     G
To see if any girls will be my wife
D
No!
  Em
I don't think it will happen
        A7
And you probably think I'm wrong
    Em                               D
For chasing younger girls in leather boots
    G             D
But I am harmless as can be
     G7              C
I'll show you if you want to see
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My gun will aim, but it no longer shoots