You Can Call Me Al

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[Verse]
G            D
A man walks down the street,
       C          D
he says why am I soft in the middle now,
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why am I soft in the middle,
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the rest of my life is so hard,
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I need a photo-opportunity,
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I want a shot at redemption,
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dont want to end up a cartoon,
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in a cartoon graveyard,
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bonedigger, bonedigger,
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dogs in the moonlight,
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far away my well-lit door,
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Mr. Beerbelly, Beerbelly,
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get these mutts away from me,
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you know I don't find this stuff amusing anymore.


[Chorus]
G               D
If youll be my bodyguard
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I can be your long lost pal,
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I can call you Betty,
     C              D
and Betty when you call me
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you can call me Al.


[Verse]
G            D
A man walks down the street,
       C          D
he says why am I short of attention,
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got a short little span of attention,
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and wo my nights are so long,
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wheres my wife and family,
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what if I die here,
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wholl be my role-model,
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now that my role-model is
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gone, gone,
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he ducked back down the alley
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with some roly-poly little bat-faced girl,
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all along, along
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there were incidents and accidents,
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there were hints and allegations.


[Chorus]
G               D
If youll be my bodyguard
C              D    G    D    C D
I can be your long lost pal,
G               D
I can call you Betty,
     C              D
and Betty when you call me
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you can call me  Al.
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call me Al.

[Solo]
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[Verse]
G            D
A man walks down the street,
       C          D
its a street in a strange world,
G            D
maybe its the Third World,
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maybe its his first time around,
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he doesnt speak the language,
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he holds no currency,
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he is a foreign man,
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he is surrounded by
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the sound, the sound,
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cattle in the marketplace,
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scatterlings and orphanages,
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he looks around, around,
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he sees angels in the architecture,
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spinning in infinity,
       C          D
he says Amen and Hallelujah!


[Chorus]
G               D
If youll be my bodyguard
C              D    G    D    C D
I can be your long lost pal,
G               D
I can call you Betty,
     C              D
and Betty when you call me
         G          D C D
you can call me Al.