Joanie, The Jehovah Witness Stripper

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she drives a new car
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wears expensive blouses
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She tells her mamma
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She's cleaning houses

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she goes out witnessing
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doing the lords work all week
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but on the weekends
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she's making ends meat

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Joanie, the jehovah witness stripper
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Put a dollar in her g-string and she'll deliver
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If her daddy only knew, He'd probly kill her
D           F       C       G
Joanie, the jehovah witness stripper

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one night down at the club
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her daddy walked in
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he didn't recognize
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his daughter dancing

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she wore a blond wig
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he had some glasses
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when she got naked
C          Em
he started clapping

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Joanie, the jehovah witness stripper
D                   C            F      C   G
Put a dollar in her g-string and she'll deliver
D                 C          F   C  G
If her daddy only knew, He'd probly kill her
D           F       C       G
Joanie, the jehovah witness stripper

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play 2x

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You ask her why she does it
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she looks at it this way
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she says im counting my blessings
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every night when I get paid
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she once lived in poverty
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now everythings alright
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the lord showed her how to make
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a thousand dollars in a night

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Joanie, the jehovah witness stripper
D                   C            F      C   G
Put a dollar in her g-string and she'll deliver
D                 C          F   C  G
If her daddy only knew, He'd probly kill her
D           F       C       G
Joanie, the jehovah witness stripper