Aint No Hole In The Wastub

C
Head full of good thoughts, belly full of grub
                           C7                      F
Money in your pocket when there ain't no hole in the washtub

C
Your nails won't break and your toes won't stub
                              C                    F
You never get a fever when there ain't no hole in the washtub

[Chorus]
Bb
If you look to the good side, falling down's a free ride
F
Slippin' and a-sliding in the mud
Bb
If your back is hurtin', I can say for certain
C                                            C7
I'll be there to treat you to a soothing back rub
F
When there ain't no hole in the washtub

[Verse]
C
Lunch with the uppercrust, dinner at the club
                        C7                      F
High on the hog when there ain't no hole in the washtub

C
Watermelon gardens, berries on a shrub
                              C7                     F
Cookies in the kitchen when there ain't no hole in the washtub

[Chorus]
Bb
If you look to the good side, falling down's a free ride
F
Slipping and a-sliding in the mud
Bb
So it twists and contorts you, the barrel supports you
C                                               C7
You can feed and clothe yourself with a rub-a-dub-dub

F
When there ain't no hole in the washtub
F
Ain't no hole in the washtub