Fictional Men

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I met this guy like a month ago
Am                    F
I got to thinking and I was like 'what the hell'
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The only problem is that he's on a screen
Am
But he's the man of my dreams

C         E7
In my head I had it all planned out
Am                    F
A little picket fence and a house (and three dogs :P)
C           E7
It's stupid
                Am                    F
My mind is not grasping that he's on paper


[Chorus]
I guess I'll just
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Hold my breath and count to ten
         Am                F
Why do I always fall for fictional men?
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My heart and mind won't seem to align
         Am                      F
'Cause I feel real things for a fake ass guy

    C               E7
I'm way too old to play pretend
              Am              F
But still, I always fall for fictional men
   C                     E7
My heart and mind won't seem to align
            Am                     F
'Cause I've fallen in love with a fictional guy

[Verse 2]
C                E7
The actor's cute, but he's like 33
Am                            F
I guess that's only ten years older than me (give or take)
C             E7
Maybe I'm dumb or it's just quarantine
Am                      F
To be completely honest 2020's killing me

C           E7
Come on kid, you know it kinda sucks
Am                      F
We get it, you've been alone for like six months
C                 E7
But he's not real, face the facts
Am                          F
This is a coping mechanism, clean up your act


[Chorus]
Yeah no, I think I'm just gonna
C                   E7
Hold my breath and count to ten
          Am              F
Why do I always fall for fictional men?
    C                    E7
My heart and mind won't seem to align
          Am                     F
'Cause I feel real things for a fake ass guy

    C              E7
I'm way too old to play pretend
            Am               F
But still, I always fall for fictional men
   C                     E7
My heart and mind won't seem to align
             Am                     F
'Cause I've fallen in love with a fictional guy

C                   E7
Hold my breath and count to ten
          Am               F
Why do I always fall for fictional men?
    C             E7
My heart and mind won't seem to align
         Am                     F
'Cause I feel real things for a fake ass guy
    C               E7
I'm way too old to play pretend
             Am              F
But still, I always fall for fictional men
    C                   E7
My heart and mind won't seem to align
             Am
'Cause I've fallen in love
         Fm       C
With a fictional guy