Cops Of The World

E         A          E    A
Come, get out of the way, boys
E          A          E  E7
Quick, get out of the way
G            C              G    C
You'd better watch what you say, boys
G      C              B7
Better watch what you say
      E                         A
We've rammed in your harbor and tied to your port
        E                          A
And our pistols are hungry and our tempers are short
    E          B7       E             A    G#m  A
So bring your daughters around to the port
       B7                    E
'Cause we're the Cops of the World, boys
B7                    E
We're the Cops of the World

E         A          E    A
We pick and choose as please, boys
E          A          E  E7
Pick and choose as please
G            C              G    C
You'd best get down on your knees, boys
G      C              B7
Best get down on your knees
      E                         A
We're hairy and horny and ready to shack
      E                         A
We don't care if you're yellow or black
    E          B7       E             A    G#m  A
Just take off your clothes and lie down on your back
       B7                    E
'Cause we're the Cops of the World, boys
B7                    E
We're the Cops of the World

E         A          E    A
Our boots are needing a shine, boys
E          A          E  E7
Boots are needing a shine
G            C              G    C
But our Coca-cola is fine, boys
G      C              B7
Coca-cola is fine
      E                         A
We've got to protect all our citizens fair
      E                         A
So we'll send a battalion for everyone there
    E          B7       E             A    G#m  A
And maybe we'll leave in a couple of years
       B7                    E
'Cause we're the Cops of the World, boys
B7                    E
We're the Cops of the World

E         A          E    A
Dump the reds in a pile, boys
E          A          E  E7
Dump the reds in a pile
G            C              G    C
You'd better wipe of that smile, boys
G      C              B7
Better wipe off that smile
      E                         A
We'll spit through the streets of the cities we wreck
      E                         A
We'll find you a leader that you can't elect
    E          B7       E             A    G#m  A
Those treaties we sighned were a pain in the neck
       B7                    E
'Cause we're the Cops of the World, boys
B7                    E
We're the Cops of the World

E         A          E    A
Clean the johns with a rag, boys
E          A          E  E7
Clean the johns with a rag
G            C              G    C
If you like you can use your flag, boys
G      C              B7
If you like you can use your flag
      E                         A
We've got too much money we're looking for toys
      E                         A
And guns will be guns and boys will be boys
    E          B7       E             A    G#m  A
But we'll gladly pay for all we destroy
       B7                    E
'Cause we're the Cops of the World, boys
B7                    E
We're the Cops of the World

E         A          E    A
Please stay off of the grass, boys
E          A          E  E7
Please stay off of the grass
G            C              G    C
Here's a kick in the ass, boys
G      C              B7
Here's a kick in the ass
      E                         A
We'll smash down your doors, we don't bother to knock
      E                         A
We've done it before, so why all the shock?
    E          B7       E             A    G#m  A
We're the biggest and toughest kids on the block
       B7                    E
'Cause we're the Cops of the World, boys
B7                    E
We're the Cops of the World

E         A          E    A
When we butchered your son, boys
E          A          E  E7
When we butchered your son
G            C              G    C
Have a stick of our gum, boys
G      C              B7
Have a stick of our buble-gum
      E                         A
We own half the world, oh say can you see
      E                         A
The name for our profits is democracy
    E          B7       E             A    G#m  A
So, like it or not, you will have to be free
       B7                    E
'Cause we're the Cops of the World, boys
B7                    E
We're the Cops of the World