The Happiest Days Of Our Lives

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When we grew up and went to school
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There were certain teachers who would
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Hurt the children any way they could
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By pouring their derision upon anything we did
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Exposing every weakness, however carefully hidden by the kids
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But in the town it was well known when they got home at night
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Their fat and psychopathic wives would thrash them
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Within inches of their lives

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