In yellow shoes I get the blues So I walk the street with my plastic feet With blue velvet trousers make me feel pink Theres a kind of stink about blue velvet trousers In my paisley shirt I look a jerk And my turquoise wasitcoat is quite outta sight But oh, oh, my haircut looks so bad Vegetable man! Where are you? So I change my gear And I bugger my knees And I cover them up with the latest cuts My pants and socks are all in a box It does take long to find darn old socks The watch Black watch My watch With a black face And a date in a little hole And all the luck Its what I got Its what I wear Its what you see It must be me Its what I am! Vegetable man! Where are you? Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah Hah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, oh! I've been looking all over the place For a place for me But it ain't anywhere It just ain't anywhere Vegetable man, Vegetable man Vegetable man. Vegetable man Vegetable man, Vegetable man He's the kind of fella you just gotta see if you can Vegetable man