I Lobster But Never Flounder

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I was a cook and she was a waitress
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Down at the Salty Dog Seafood Caf?
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And somewhere 'tween the clam juice and the seaweed salad
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Some little shrimp just lured her away



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Oh I lobster and never flounder
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He wrapped his line around her
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And they drove off in his carp
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Oh I lobster and never flounder
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I octopus his face in, he'll only break her heart.
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I said just squid and leave me for that piano tuna
If you want to trout something new
She was the bass I ever had, now my life has no porpoise
Oh my cod I love her yes I do

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Spoken: Frankly scallop, I don't give a clam