Ill Manors

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[Verse 1]
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Let's all go on an urban safari
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We might see some illegal migrants
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Oi look there's a chav
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That means council housed and violent
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He's got a hoodie on give him a hug
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On second thoughts don't you don't wanna get mugged
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Oh shit too late, that was kinda dumb
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Whose idea was that, stupid
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He's got some front, ain't we all
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Be the joker, play the fool
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What's politics, ain't it all
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Smoke and mirrors, April fools?
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All year round, all in all
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Just another brick in the wall
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Get away with murder in the schools
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Use four letter swear words cause we're cool
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We're all drinkers, drug takers
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Every single one of us burns the herb
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Keep on believing what you read in the papers
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Council estate kids, scum of the earth
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Think you know how life on a council estate is
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From everything you've ever read about it or heard
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Well it's all true, so stay where you're safest
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There's no need to step foot out the 'burbs

[Pre-Chorus]
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Truth is here, we're all disturbed
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We cheat and lie, its so absurd
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Feed the fear, that's what we've learned
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Fuel the fire, let it burn

[Chorus]
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 Oi! I said Oi!
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 What you looking at, you little rich boy?
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 We're poor round here, run home and lock your door
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 Don't come round here no more, you could get robbed for
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Real, because my manor's ill
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 My manor's ill
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 For real
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Yeah you know my manor's ill, my manor's ill!

[Verse 2]
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You could get lost in this concrete jungle
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New builds keep springing up outta nowhere
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Take the wrong turn down a one way junction
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Find yourself in the hood, nobody goes there
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We got an eco-friendly government
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They preserve our natural habitat
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Built an entire Olympic village
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Around where we live without pulling down any flats
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Give us free money and we don't pay any tax
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NHS healthcare, yes please, many thanks
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People get stabbed round here, there's many shanks
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Nice knowing someone's got our backs when we get attacked
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Don't bloody give me that, I'll lose my temper
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Who closed down the community centre?
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I killed time there, used to be a member
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What will I do now until September?
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School's out, rules out, get your bloody tools out
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London's burning, I predict a riot
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Fall in, fall out, who knows what it's all about?
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What did that chief say? Something bout the kaisers?
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Kids on the street, no they never miss a beat
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Never miss a cheap thrill when it comes their way
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Lets go looting, no, not Luton
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The high street's closed so cover your face

[Pre-Chorus]
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And if we see any rich kids on the way
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We'll make 'em wish they stayed inside
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There's a charge for congestion, everybody's gotta pay
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Do what Boris does, rob them blind

[Chorus]
Ebm
 Oi! I said Oi!
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 What you looking at, you little rich boy?
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 We're poor round here, run home and lock your door
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 Don't come round here no more, you could get robbed for
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Real, because my manor's ill
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 My manor's ill
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 For real
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Yeah you know my manor's ill, my manor's ill!

[Bridge]
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         We've had it with you politicians
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         You bloody rich kids never listen
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         There's no such thing as broken Britain
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          We're just bloody broke in Britain
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What needs fixing is the system
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Not shop windows down in Brixton
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Riots on the television
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You can't put us all in prison!

[Chorus]
Ebm
 Oi! I said Oi!
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 What you looking at, you little rich boy?
Ebm
 We're poor round here, run home and lock your door
B                              Fm                       Gb
 Don't come round here no more, you could get robbed for
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Real, because my manor's ill
Ab          B
 My manor's ill
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 For real
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Yeah you know my manor's ill, my manor's ill!