Broc Ched

G                       C
This screen's a bore
                        G
There's no games and no porn
                                C
There's just a lot of grilled cheese
                                G
And a bakery treat for just 99 cents
                                C
And all these old people piss me off
                                 G
Is that hard to think before you talk?
                        C
Oh, you can't read the menu?

Well I don't give a fuck

G E A C x2

*Get your ska hands ready*

G                         C
I've been here since noon
                        G
And I'm not leaving soon
                        C
Watch, they'll ask me to close

*Back to palm mutes*
                        G
I'll agree and I'll resume
                            C
The only way I get time off is by
                               G
Saying I'm in bands that I'm not
                                C
I'm sure I said it more than enough
                                G
But please let me go on
                E                               A
If Bill rolls his eyes or gives me that mouth
                      C
Just one more time, just one more time
                             E
I'll shove these "gay jeans" so far up his ass
A
They'll align with his spine
C
But I'll be just fine

G E A C x2

[Solo]
E|----------------------------------------------------17----------17---|  
B|-8-8-5-8-8-5-8-8-5-8-8-/12-15--17| –-17-15–15--20t-19t-19–20t-19t---19- 
G|-----------------------------16-16--16-| –16--------------------------- 
D|---------------------------------------------------------------------|  
A|---------------------------------------------------------------------|  
E|---------------------------------------------------------------------|  

E|---------------------------------------------| Im not 100% sure on the last 
B|-17/20-17/20--17------17/20-17/20---17--20-17| notes, just tremolo pick the 
G|------------19--19-16-------------19---------| high Eb string and end on 15 
D|---------------------------------------------|                              
A|---------------------------------------------|                              
E|---------------------------------------------|                              



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| b  Bend
| t  Tapping
| /  Slide up