Jack U Off

[Intro]
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[Verse 1]
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If you're looking for somewhere to go
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Thought I'd take you to a movie show
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Sitting in the back and I'll jack you off
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I can't give you everything you want
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But I can take you to a restaurant
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If you're not hungry I'll jack you off
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If your man ain't no good
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Come on over to my neighborhood
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We can jump in the sack and I'll jack you off
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If you're tired of the masturbater
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Little girl, we can go on a date
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And if you like, I'll jack you off

[Chorus]
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I'll jack you off, jack you off
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I'll jack you off, jack you off

[Verse 2]
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I only do it for a worthy cause
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Virginity or menopause
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You'll have an instant heart attack if I jack you off
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If you really, really want to be a star
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We got to do it in your mamma's car
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Naked in a Cadillac, I'll jack you off
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If we can't find no place to go
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Girl, I'll take you to a movie show
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We can sit in the back and I'll jack you off

[Chorus 2]
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I'll jack you off, jack you off
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I'll jack you off, jack you off

[Solo]
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[Verse 3]
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If you aren't chicken baby, come here
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If you're good I'll even let you steer
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As a matter of fact, you can jack me off

[Outro]

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     I'll jack you off

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     I'll jack you off