The Sad But True Story Of Ray Mingus

            A#
It's been a pretty long time, baby
    D#
But now, I'm back in town
     F
It's time to leave your husband
        A#
Now you know that little clown
A#
Last time we were seeing
D#
Didn't you beg for more
F
It's OK with me as long
   A#
As you do it four on the floor

PDC HORUS:

D#
This is what I'm giving you,
       A#
you'll get it all tonight
D#
You will be my lover,
    F
but not my tender wife

CHORUS:

        A#                                F                A#
I'll be harder than your husband, I'll be harder than your man
     A#                          D#        F       A#
I'll hit you with my twenty inch until you can not stand
        A#                                F                A#
I'll be harder than your husband, I'll be harder than your man
     A#                          D#        F       A#
I'll hit you with my twenty inch until you can not stand

II:

     A#
I've missed the little North Pole
       D#
On the bottom of my twister
F
Here's the one-eyed-worm
           A#
Now you'll never be a sister
A#
Well, it's time to leave now
    D#
You better walk her home
F
Don't forget you underwear
A#
You look pretty stoned

PDC HORUS:

D#
This is what I'm giving you,
       A#
you'll get it all tonight
D#
You will be my lover,
    F
but not my tender wife

CHORUS:

        A#                                F                A#
I'll be harder than your husband, I'll be harder than your man
     A#                          D#        F       A#
I'll hit you with my twenty inch until you can not stand
        A#                                F                A#
I'll be harder than your husband, I'll be harder than your man
     A#                          D#        F       A#
I'll hit you with my twenty inch until you can not stand
        A#                                F                A#
I'll be harder than your husband, I'll be harder than your man
     A#                          D#        F       A#
I'll hit you with my twenty inch until you can not stand
        A#                                F                A#
I'll be harder than your husband, I'll be harder than your man
     A#                                   D#     F         A#
I'll be harder than your husband, I'll be harder than your man