Ghost Of Corporate Future

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A man walks out of his apartment
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It is raining, he's got no umbrella
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He starts running beneath the awnings
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trying to save his suit
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Tryin to dryin to tryin to dry but no good

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When he gets to the crowded subway platform
    C        G           F
he takes off both of his shoes
    C        G            F
He steps right into somebody's fat loogie
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And everyone who sees him says "ewwww"
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Everyone who sees him says "ewwww"

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But he doesn't care cause last night he got a visit from the Ghost of
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Corporate Future
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The Ghost said take off both your shoes whatever chances you get
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Especially when they're wet
        G
He also said

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Imagine you go away
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on a business trip one day
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And when you come back home
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Your children have grown
         F
And you never made your wife moan

F
And people make you nervous

You'd think the world was ending
    C
And everybody's features
     F
Have somehow started blending

And everything is plastic

And everyone's sarcastic
    C
And all your food is frozen
   F
It needs to be defrosted

You'd think the world was ending

You'd think the world was ending
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You'd think the world was ending right now

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Well maybe you should just drink a lot less coffee
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And never ever watch the 10 o'clock news
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Maybe you should kiss someone nice or lick a rock or both
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Maybe you should cut your own hair cause that can be so funny
   C        G       F                        C
It doesn't cost any money and it always grows back
      G            F
Hair grows even after you're dead

F
People are just people

They shouldn't make you nervous
    C
The world is everlasting
     F
It's coming and it's going

If you don't toss your plastic

The streets won't be so plastic
    C
And if you kiss somebody
     F
Then both of you'll get practice

F
The world is everlasting

Put dirtballs in your pockets
     C
Put dirtballs in your pockets
    F
And take off both your shoes

Cause people are just people

People are just people
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People are just people like you

F
People are just people

People are just people
C                          F
People are just people like you

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The world is everlasting
     F               G  C
It's coming and it's going
    G            C
The world is everlasting
     F               G C
It's coming and it's going
     F               G C
It's coming and it's going