Elon Musk Is Making Me Sad

F                 G            Em   F
Let me tell you a tale about a rivalry
F             G              Em       Am
Grab an Eagle Number Two and keep the score
F                          G                   Em             F
There were these two young boys that came from average broken homes
F                G               Em        Am
With all the luxuries the middle class affords
Em    Am
   Oh lord

[Chorus 1]
C                   G
Elon's making me so sad
                        Em               Am
Cause I calculated the math of our birthdates
      C                           G
And I had a head start out of the start gate
              Em                           Am
2 years plus 86 days, but that all went to waste
    C                        G
Oh, Elon you're making me so sad
                                 Em                     Am
Cause the race that I wanted to have was not much of a race
       C
And I tried, love
                   G
And for a moment I thrived, love
                      Em                Am
But could not keep my stride up to keep pace

[Bridge 1]
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But for a second, there's no question
Fm                        C
I had the lead in ninety-five
     F
I mismanaged my advantage
       Fm                     C
Like a rocket ship he blasted by
              G
To incredible heights, incredible heights

[Verse 2]
F            G             Em          F
In nineteen eighty-two, on Christmas day
F             G                Em    Am
Santa gave us each a brand-new Commodore
F                    G                  Em             F
I used mine to make fake I.D.'s and buy beer in junior high
F                    G                 Em    Am
While my foe studied every bit of that 8 bit whore
Em                 Am
   Are you keeping score?

[Chorus 2]
C                   G
Elon's making me so sad
                        Em               Am
Cause I calculated the math of our birthdates
      C                           G
And I had a head start out of the start gate
              Em                           Am
2 years plus 86 days, but that all went to waste
    C                        G
Oh, Elon you're making me so sad
                                 Em                     Am
Cause the race that I wanted to have was not much of a race
       C
And I tried, love
                   G
And for a moment I thrived, love
                      Em                Am
But could not keep my stride up to keep pace

[Bridge 2]
F
But for a second, there's no question
Fm                        C
I had the lead in ninety-five
        F
But the small ambitions of a musician
   Fm                           C
I could not keep my eye on the prize
                  G
I watched him fly by, to incredible heights
[Solo]
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[Bridge 3]
F
When it's time to say goodbye
               Fm               C
What will they write on my tombstone?
          F
Just that last little line
         Fm         C
from the Happy Days video
            G
Not so good Jonze

[Chorus 3]
    C
Hey Elon
                  G
I don't know what I have become
       Em                        Am
I need someone to help change my fate
                C
I think you can save me
                 G
Do you think you can save me
                Em                Am
Do you have the power to help me escape?
   C                   G
Oh Elon Let me be the first one
                   Em           Am
Of your new civilization to be saved
         C
Yes I'll try, love
                      G
I swear to you I can thrive, love
                        Em                 Am
This time I'll keep my stride up and keep pace
                       C
Only you can change my Q score
                      G
Make me the first one out of that door
                       Em                   Am
First boots out on the Martian Floor to proclaim
         C                     G
Oh, that Elon, sent me all the way, son
                      Em            Am
A hundred thirty-nine million miles away

[Outro]
Dm     G       C            F
Elon, send me away, send me away
Dm     G       C
Elon, send me away
Dm     G          C                  F
Elon, tell me I'm saved, tell me I'm saved
Dm     G          C
Elon, tell me I'm saved
Dm     G          C                  F
Elon, tell me I'm saved, tell me I'm saved
Dm     G          C
Elon, tell me I'm saved
           Dm
And then I will say
G         C                F
I went to Mars and won the race
        Dm         G           C
Yeah, I will say, I took first place
      Dm        G            C              F
Oh, I rode that old heart of gold the whole way
           Dm        G         C
And in the end, hey, I won the race
    Dm     G              C            F
Oh, Elon, let me win the race, win the race
    Dm     G                C
Oh, Elon, let me take first place
Dm    G            C            F
Elon, tell me I am saved, I am saved
Dm    G            C
Elon tell me I am saved
Dm G C
Dm    G            C
Elon tell me I am saved
Dm G C