Teen Beat Cosmonaut

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[Verse 1]
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Stranded
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out in the cosmos
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Just an ancient astronaut, floating through the galaxy
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flying solo
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Voted     Hottest Astronaut Alive
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By the people at People Magazine in Nineteen-Ninety mother fucking Five

[Chorus 1]
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So goodbye, my big blue shining star
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I’m gonna miss you a lot
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I’m your Teen Beat Cosmonaut

[Verse 2]
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Left here
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in an obsolete machine
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When NASA lost its funding from the Congress, they forgot about
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Little Old Steve
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And now there’s
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no fuel to get home
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But all these dirty little girls keep sending dirty little pictures and videos

[Chorus 2]
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So goodbye, my big blue shining star
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I’m gonna miss you a lot
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I’m your Teen Beat Cosmonaut

[Bridge]
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Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
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oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh

[Chorus 3]
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So goodbye, my big blue shining star
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I’m gonna miss you a lot
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I’m your Teen Beat Cosmonaut