So Dang Dark

INTRO:
(Spoken)
Literally anything could be hiding in the dark
Am       Em  Dm  Dm
Anything

CHORUS:
           Am
I'm not afraid of the dark
                     Em
I'm afraid of what's in the dark

That I cannot see
             Dm
Because it's so dang dark, so dang dark,

so dang dark, so dang dark, so dang dark


VERSE:
  Am                           F
There might be a ghost in the dark

That's pretty unlikely
           G
But there definitely could be a slippery spot
           Em                  Dm
And that's arguably even more frightening


VERSE:
 Am                             F
There might be a sudden level change
                         G
Like an unexpected step down

Your foot is still up in the air
           Em                            Dm
When your brain thought it'd be on the ground by now


VERSE:
 Am
There might be some fungus
             F
'Cause they like it where it's dark and moist
              G
Wait, are we talking about mushrooms?
           Em                        Dm
Athlete's foot, but you make a good point


VERSE:
        Am
'Cause some mushrooms are deadly
            F
And in the dark I might be fooled
          G
But it's not like you have to eat it
         Em                       Dm
But you know how much I love mushrooms


CHORUS:
          Am
I'm not afraid of the dark
                     Em
I'm afraid of what's in the dark

That I cannot see
             Dm
Because it's so dang dark, so dang dark,

so dang dark, so dang dark, so dang dark


VERSE:
  Am                                 F
There could be two fractions in the dark
                             G
And they need to be added together

But I don't remember how to add fractions
 Em                 Dm
And I don't have a calculator


VERSE:
 Am                    F
There might be a jury summons
                                     G
And it says you gotta go in on your birthday

But I have to look at murder photos
          Em                 Dm
While I'm trying to enjoy my ice cream cake


VERSE:
 Am                         F
There could be a brand new home

Congratulations
           G
But they started fracking at the edge of my neighborhood
            Em           Dm
And now my home is depreciating


VERSE:
 Am                         F
What if there's a blank canvas
                  G
Where do I even start?

And is it even worth the risk?
       Em                     Dm
Who am I? Should I go back to law school?


CHORUS:
          Am
I'm not afraid of the dark
                     Em
I'm afraid of what's in the dark

That I cannot see
             Dm
Because it's so dang dark, so dang dark,

so dang dark, so dang dark, so dang dark


OUTRO:
(Spoken)
Maybe this isn't such a good idea.
But there's Boba on the other side.
We got to ride the tuck.
Ride the tuck for the Boba