Song For When You Run Out Of Toilet Paper

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I've been on this john for way too long playing Candy Crush
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Before my legs fall completely asleep I'd better finish up and flush
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So without even looking I reach over to grab a few TP squares
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But to my utter horror there ain't no more squares there

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I wonder if it would hurt if I used the cardboard paper roll
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I'm pretty sure it'd do the job, but would it make it down the bowl?

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And maybe the toilet brush could work, but those bristles look a little scary
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And what about that embroided towel I got when I got married
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she would never forgive me

*Chorus*
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So I'm gon' let it dry
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Just let it be
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Gonna let it dry-y-y
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Like I'm a dog on a leash

And I'm gonna let it dry
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Air it out in the breeze
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I'm gonna let it dry-y-y
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Like I'm a chimpanzee

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I see a curling iron and some matches
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But I can't find cotton balls
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There's nail clippers and a plunger and a poster of Lionel Richie on the wall
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he would never forgive me

*Chorus*
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So I'm gon' let it dry
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Nobody has to know
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Gonna let it dry-y-y
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Like I'm a buffalo

I'm gonna let it dry
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Like a bird in fli-ght
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Gonna let it dry-y-y
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I'll take a shower tonight


I'm gonna let it dry
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  I'll take a shower tonight

I'm gonna let it dry
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  I'll take a shower tonight