Morning Wood

Em G A Em
     Yeeehhhaaaa!!!!


[Verse 1]

       Em                           G
Well I get up in the mornin and I'm feelin good
       A                           Em
'Cause underneath the covers is my mornin' wood
   Em                G
My wife wakes up and looks my way
A               Em
Kids run in and ruin my day


[Chorus]

Em
Wood, wood, wood, morning wood, wood, wood
       G              A
He's a man who really loves his morning
Em
Wood, wood, wood, morning wood, wood, wood


[Verse 2]

       Em                         G
Well I walked in the bathroom and tried to pee
    A                       Em
All hunched over tryin' to avoid the seat
  Em             G
I raised up and still the same
   A             Em
So on the wall I wrote my name


[Chorus]

Em
Wood, wood, wood, morning wood, wood, wood
       G              A
He's a man who really loves his morning
Em
Wood, wood, wood, morning wood, wood, wood


[Verse 3]

       Em                G
Ya, my wife walks in and sees the mess
      A                     Em
I can tell right away she's not impressed
  Em                     G
I clean it all up and I start to cry
   A                   Em
It won't go down and I don't know why


[Chorus]

Em
Wood, wood, wood, morning wood, wood, wood
       G              A
He's a man who really loves his morning
Em
Wood, wood, wood, morning wood, wood, wood


[Verse 4]

        Em                             G
Well, I got to go to work and there's still no change
    A                       Em
I'm thinking by now there's something strange
 Em                     G
Still feels good and it really don't hurt
   A             Em
So all I do is untuck my shirt


[Chorus]


Em
Wood, wood, wood, morning wood, wood, wood
       G              A
He's a man who really loves his morning
       G              A
He's a man who really loves his morning
       G              A
He's a man who really loves his morning
      Em
YeeeeeHaaaa!!


[Speech]

N.C.
Rodney you're not going to work like that, are you?
N.C.
Honey, I'm taking the convertible, yaahaa!