Show Them To Me

G - Em - C - D
(Listen to the song to learn the strumming and fingerplay being used in this song.
Chords in "()" are not actually being used in the original, but due to a piano being
there, it sounds a whole lot better if used.)

[Intro]
G G Em Em C C D
(fingerplay)

[Verse]
G                              (D)          Em
Oh it seems to me this whole world's gone crazy
         C                               D
there's too much hate and killin' going on
     G             (D)               Em
but when I see the bare chest of a woman
     C                          D
my worries and my problems are all gone
C                                   D
no one thinks of fighting when they see a topless girl
Em                                 C                  D
maybe if you would show yours too, we could save the world

[Chorus]
              G
Show them to me
     (D)      Em
Show them to me
C                                        D
unclasp your bra and set those puppies free
                G                             (D)      Em
they'd look a whole lot better without that sweater, baby I'm sure you'll agree
        C                  D
baby you've got two funbags
              G      (D)      Em       C        D
show them to me

[Verse]
G                          (D)       Em
I don't care if they don't match or one's bigger than the other
C                    D
you can show me one, and I'll imagine the other
G                     (D) Em
even if you're really old there's nothing wrong
C                                            D
don't be sad, your boobs ain't bad, they're just a little long

[Chorus]
               G
show them to me
     (D)      Em
show them to me
     C                                   D
lift up your shirt, and let the whole world see
G                              (D)        Em
adjust this robe, show your globes, and a happy man I'll be
    C                     D
if you've got dos chichis
show them to me

[Verse]
C                              D
I've met a lot of them, but never one I've hated
C                                    D
even if you've had 13 kids and you think they look deflated
         C                                    D
there's no such thing as a bad breast, I believe this much is true
             C                                      D
if you're a big fat man, I'm a tittiefan, and I'd love to see yours too

[Chorus]
                G
show them to me
      (D)      Em
show them to me
       C                          D
just like the girls gone wild on TV
G                            (D)        Em
just lean back and show your rack, and I'll be in ecstasy
C                      D
if you got two cosabas
               G D
show them to me

[Verse/Outro]
Em
come on baby let me see
C                                 D
all the world will live in harmony
G                                  (D)
it'll do you good, and it'll give me wood
Em
we'll make history
C
if you love your country
D
I'm gonna say it one more time
           C             D
I said if you love your country
then stand your ass up and show them big old titties to me