Show Them To Me

G                                          Em
Well, it seems to me this old world's gone crazy,
            C                           D
There's too much hate and killin' goin' on,
G                                  Em
But when I see the bare chest of a woman,
   C                               D
My worries and my problems are all gone,
C
Cause no one thinks of fightin'
     D
When they see a topless girl,
      Em
Maybe if you would show yours too,
C                 D
We could save the world,
G                  D     G
Show them to me,         Show them to me,
C                                      D
Unclasp your bra and set those puppies free,
G                            Em
They look a whole lot better without that sweater,

Now baby I'm sure you'll agree,
C               D
If you've got 2 fun bags,
G                D
Show them to me,
G
I don't care if they don't match,
Em
If one's bigger than the other,
C                    D
You can show me one, and I'll imagine the other,
G                         Em
Even if you're really old there's nothing wrong,
C                                   D
Don't be sad, your boobs ain't bad, they're just a little long,
G                  D  G
Show them to me,      Show them to me,
C                                          D
Lift up your shirt and let the whole world see,
G
Just unrobe and show your globes,
Em
And we'll be in harmony,
N.C. {spoken}
If you've got dos chichis
N.C. {spoken}
Which is Spanish for 2 titties and I think we just saw 2 Spanish titties,
D    G
Show them to me,

C                       D
I've met a lot of them, but never one I've hated,
C                           D
Even if you've had 13 kids, and you think they look deflated,
C
There's no such thing as a bad breast,
D
This much I know is true,
C
If you're a big fat man, I'm a titty fan,
D                            G                 D   G
I'd love to see yours too,   Show them to me,      Show them to me,
C                                D
Just like those girls go wild on TV,
G
Just lean back and show your rack,
Em
And I'll be in ecstasy,
C               D          G
If you've got 2 kasobba's, show them to me,
C                 D    C                            D
C'mon baby let me see, the whole world will live in harmony,
G
It'll do you good, and it'll give me wood,
Em
Baby, we'll make history, {pause}
C                D        N.C.
If you love your country, I'M GONNA B NG IT ONE MOD  TIME,
C                D
If you love your country,
N.C. {spoken}
{name your town} do you love your country?
C                                            D
Then get up and show them big ole titties to me... AHH-WOOOO!