The Underwear Song

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Well I went to the neighbors yard sale to see what I could find
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When I found an old pair of underwear hanging on a close line
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I asked an old women in a lawn chair how much you want for them drours
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She said if you're willin to touch them them nasty things are yours
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They been hanging out here in the back yard since 1985
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They were my husband's favorite pair when he was still alive
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They're stiff as a board in mildew if you wash em they'll be fine
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They got skid marks up to the waistband but they ain't no worse than mine
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I wish the boys at BVD could see me wearing these
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Oh they just might find it in their hearts to give me a pair for free ee ee ee ee
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Oh they are my favorite underwear I wear em everyday
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I use tape from scotch to repair the crotch but I get blisters that way