Who Put The Dick On The Snowman

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who put the dick on the snowman
D                         A
and embarrased the family
A
you could have used a ball bat
E            G
cucumber or zucchini
       A               D
but instead you used a thimble
A                          D
something you could barely see
A                          G
who put the dick on the snowman
D                   A
and made him look like me?