Hitlers Suicide Note

C
Everyone at my school called me a fag
Em
At home I was lied to blowing my dad
Am                                     F
So now I would like to kill all of the jews
C
I just saw my gas bill and I want to die
Em
But before I go, I will tell you goodbye
Am                                         F
I will be back someday  in the form of Tom Cruise

[Chorus]
           C                    Em
In another life I will take the world
               Am                             F
I will make it wonderbar for all the white people
                C                      Em
If you're not a white, I will make you slaves
                     Am                             F
Turn you to soap and wash my Schwanzstucker on your face
                 C
I know it sounds gay

[Verse 2]
C
I could have lived my life in a better way
Em
I could have been nicer to gypsies and gays
Am                                            F
People in the wheelchairs I never should have raped (I know this now!)
C
Why did I put numbers and tattoos on jews?
Em
However could I know the third Reich would lose?
Am                                           F
Now that numbers for how  much the jews will sue

[Chorus]
               C                    Em
But in another life I will gas them all
               Am                                F
I will gas the jews that sell the jewelry at the mall
           C                   Em
In another life I will make it great
                  Am                                  F
Until then Melvin Gibsonstein will show the world the way
                       C
He'll show you all the way

  C Em               Am                  F
I want take over the world, kill all the gays, it would be very great

[Bridge]
G                                          Am           F
  If I could only change one thing in life it'd be. I'd go
    G                    Am       F
And put a gas chamber in Italy. I could
     Em                     Am           F
Have killed grandparents of Pauly D. Bot now,
    G
But now it's much too late

[Chorus]
           C                    Em
In another life I will take the world
               Am                             F
I will make it wonderbar for all the white people
                C                      Em
If you're not a white, I will make you slaves
                     Am                             F
Turn you to soap and wash my Schwanzstucker on your face
                 C
I know it sounds gay


[Outro]
  C Em                  Am              F
I want to take over the world, kill all gays
           C                   Em
In another life I will make it great
                  Am                                  F
Until then Melvin Gibsonstein will show the world the way
                  C
Justin Bieberg is gay
(It's a spic 'n' span!)