Kim Jong Un Song

G
Ching chang chong!
    D
I'm Kim Jong Un!
      Em
Got a mushroom cloud
  C
4 u!

G
  I got a missile now,
D                  Em
  I'm gonna blow u up!
             C
Gonna blow u up!

G
  I got a missile now,
D                  Em
  I'm gonna blow u up!
             C
Gonna blow u up!


[Verse 1]

  G
I got some sorta
D
big missile for ya.
   Em
It goes so far
   C
it hits California.
    G
The whole wide world's
      D
gonna go up in flames,
      Em
when Obama calls up,
  C
I take the phone and say


[Chorus]

G
Ching chang chong!
    D
I'm Kim Jong Un!
      Em
Got a mushroom cloud
  C
4 u!
         G
You're a BAC K MAN
               D
gimme all your fried watermelon
       Em
and ur chicken right now!
C
Uuuuuh

      G
Got a small little penis
       D
but my missile is large,
          Em
you would think my dick's bigger
         C
when I'm dropping it!

    G
So, ching chang chong!
    D
I'm Kim Jong Un!
      Em
Got a mushroom cloud
  C
4 u!

G
  I got a missile now,
D                  Em
  I'm gonna blow u up!
             C
Gonna blow u up!

[Verse 2]

      G
Got a couple nunchuckers,
D
theme park for torture,
       Em
I SAID NUKE THE CHINESE!
        C
I MEANT EC ROWAVE SUPPER!

  G
I bomb China
        D
but the button got stuck,

   Em
AH FUCK!
       C
BETTER DUCK!

(Sprechen)
HED , FORTUNE COOKIE 4 LUCK!


[Chorus]

G
Ching chang chong!
    D
I'm Kim Jong Un!
      Em
Got a mushroom cloud
  C
4 u!

      G
Gonna bomb ur city
         D
while ur sitting there shitting
      Em
out a Chicken wonton
C
Uuuuh

      G
Got a small Philippenis
       D
and my missile is A RGE!
          Em
you would think my dick's bigger
         C
when I'm dropping it.

    G
So, ching chang chong!
    D
I'm Kim Jong Un!
      Em
Got a mushroom cloud
  C
4 u!

[Bridge]

    G
I'm showing up, I'm blowing up,
    D
I'm throwing out all night!
Em
Some would say I'm acting out
     C
'coz my daddy died.
  G
I touch a girl, I touch a boy,
     D
It's North Korean pride!
  Em
I eat dog with my young
    C
Thirteen year old bride.

         G
drink my cognac I smoke crack
     D
them bitches be like "Oh, crap!"
       Em
I like biking and dry cleaning
          C
my friend Dennis is so black (Black, Black)

G                    D
   Hillary, you're a pretty little fat dyke.
Em                       C
   I wanna see you on my penis with a flashlight.

G                        D
Looking 4 my daughter on South Korean border.

     G
'coz Ching chang chong!
    D
I'm Kim Jong Un!
      Em      Em
Gonna BLOW U, BLOW U,
C
   GOD DAME T!
(MOM!!!!!!!!)

[Chorus]

G
Ching chang chong!
    D
I'm Kim Jong Un!
      Em
Got a mushroom cloud
  C
4 u!

      G
I'm a black ass nigga,
     D
everybody sing wit me
          Em
let's get jiggy right now,
C
Uuuuh!

          G
I'm gonna rape these women,
          D
while the rest of you STARVE!!!!
     Em
If I had sum more dinner,
    C
I'd give you NONE OF IT! (Lachen)

G
Ching chang chong!
    D
I'm Kim Jong Un!
      Em
Got a mushroom cloud
  C
4 u!

G
  I got a missile now,
D                  Em
  I'm gonna blow u up!
                C
Gonna blow u up!
            (mushroom cloud 4 u)

G
  I got a missile now,
D                  Em
  I'm gonna blow u up!
               C
Gonna blow u up!
            (mushroom cloud 4 u)

G
  I got a missile now,
D                  Em
  I'm gonna blow u up!
             C
Gonna blow u up!