The Christmas Noose Song

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[Verse 1]
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All I want for Christmas is a length of rope
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To tie into a noose
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So I can hang up everything I need to hang
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It's good for every use
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I could hang a wreath

I could hang a candy cane
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I could hang some mistletoe
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I could even hang a noose by the fire place
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With a holly jolly glow


[Chorus]
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Hang yourself, hang yourself, hang yourself
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A little ornament upon the Christmas tree
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Don't you wish you, don't you wish
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You were dedicated as Santa seems to be

End your life, end your life, end your life
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Of sorrow, cause now's the time for cheer
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And I hope that when I look under thе Christmas tree
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There'll be a noosе for me this year


[Verse 2]
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Now I know the noose has a real dark past that many folks abhor

But I think the time has come for us to change all that
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And make it fun once more

After all, it's just a rope with a useful knot
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Like the one on Santa's sleigh (Ho, Ho, Ho)
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So, lets all hang around the Christmas tree
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And have ourselves a happy holiday


[Chorus]
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Hang yourself, hang yourself, hang yourself
                   F                  G
A little ornament upon the Christmas tree
          G
Don't you wish you, don't you wish
                                    C
You were dedicated as Santa seems to be

End your life, end your life, end your life
                                     F
Of sorrow, cause now's the time for cheer
    C                  G              F           C
And I hope that when I look under thе Christmas tree
              F         G       C
There'll be a noosе for me this year