Lie To Girls

C                   G
Don't swear on your mom
              Dm
That it's the first drink that you've had in, like, a month
    C                 G         Dm
No, don't say it was just an isolated incident that happened once
        C              G
There's no need to pretend
           Dm
I've never seen an ugly truth that I can't bend
                        C                           G
To something that looks better, I'm stupid, but I'm clever
                   Dm
Yeah, I can make a shit show look a whole lot like forever and ever

C                 G
You don't have to lie to girls
        Dm
If they like you, they'll just lie to themselves
Fm
Like you, they'll just lie to themselves
C                 G
You don't have to lie to girls
        Dm
If they like you, they'll just lie to themselves
Fm
Don't I know it better than anyone else?

                   C                             G
All of your best excuses, no, they don't stand a chance
                          Dm
Against all the chances I give you

Isn't ideal, but damn
                       C
You don't even have to try
                     G
Turn you into a good guy
                         Dm
You don't have to lift a finger

It's lucky for you I'm just like
   C
My mother (and my sister)
G
All my (all my friends)
Dm
The girl out (—side the strip club)

Getting her tarot cards read
   C
We love to read the cold, hard facts
    G
And swear they're incorrect
   Dm
We love to mistake butterflies for cardiac arrest

C                 G
You don't have to lie to girls
        Dm
If they like you, they'll just lie to themselves
Fm
Like you, they'll just lie to themselves
C                 G
You don't have to lie to girls (don't have)
        Dm
If they like you, they'll just lie to themselves
Fm
Don't I know it better than anyone else?

C
Girls will cry, and girls will lie
    G                                  Dm
And girls will do it till they die for you

They'll cry, and girls will lie
    Fm
And do it till the day they die (for you)
C
Girls will cry, and girls will lie (ooh, ooh)
    G                                       Dm
And girls will lose their goddamn minds for you

They'll cry, and girls will lie
    Fm
And do it till the day they die for you

[Final] C  G  Dm  Fm