Never Getting Laid

[Intro]
 E7  B  Eb7  G#m

[Verso]
E7                           B
  We were so happy, why not mix it up?
Eb7                            G#m
  I'm so at peace, yeah, I can't drink enough
E7                                B
  No way to know just who you're thinking of
Eb7                              G#m
  I just wish you didn't have a mind (ah-ah-ah-ah)

[Pré-Refrão]
           E7
That could flip like a switch
           B
That could wander and drift
     Eb7
To a neighboring bitch
     G#m
When just the other night
             E7
You said you need me, what gives?
        B
How did it come to this?
       Eb7
Boy, I know where you live

[Refrão]
              G#
Baby, I'm not angry
                    Fm7
I love you just the same
                C#                   Eb
I just hope you get agoraphobia some day
                      G#
And all your days are sunny
                Fm7
From your windowpane
           C#
Wish you a lifetime full of happiness
      Eb
And a forever of never getting laid

[Verso]
E7                                B
   I think this schedule could be very nice (very nice)
Eb7                             G#m
   Call up the boys and crack a Miller Lite, watch the fight
E7                                  B
   Us girls are fun, but stressful, am I right? (Am I right?)
Eb7                            G#m
   And you've got a right hand anyway (and only yesterday)

[Pré-Refrão]
         E7
Was when we called it quits (called it quits)
      B
I was so confident (confident)
         Eb7
Till the thought of it hit
     G#m
That any given night
             E7
You could be using your lips
     B
On a girl with big tits
       Eb7
Boy, I know where you live

[Refrão]
              G#
Baby, I'm not angry
                    Fm7
I love you just the same
                C#                   Eb
I just hope you get agoraphobia some day
                      G#
And all your days are sunny (sunny from your windowpane)
                Fm7
From your windowpane
           C#
Wish you a lifetime full of happiness
      Eb                       G#        Fm7  C#
And a forever of never getting laid (forever, mm-mm)
  Eb                       G#       Fm7 C#
A forever of never getting laid (laid, mm-mm)

[Final]
       E7                  B
At the end of the rainbow, I hope you find
  Eb7                                     G#m
A good whole lot of nothing 'cause you're still inside
    E7            B      Eb7      G#m
And abstinence is just a state of mind