Two, three, four, gimme a tone, ha!
Now I don't really know whatcha ya thinkin'
When ya lookin' at a gnome like me
But I can show ya somethin' special
Ya lordies and ya ladies can see
I got a twinkle in my eye, that's right
Hit the lights and you'll find a surprise
'Cause there is somethin' underneath my drawers
Come on, let your fingers explore
Pull on my motherfuckin' beads (of love, of love)
Pull on my motherfuckin' beads (of love, of love)
Ow!
Well, I know that you're thinkin' about me, ow!
Because your curiosity has been piqued
I'm maybe forty-two inches of sexy
But I'm sixty-nine feet of freak
I not go 'n' tell you to stop
I'm feelin' good, goin' in, goin' out
You wanna hear somethin' pop?
Well, gimme a tug, and good God, I'll shout!
Pull on my motherfuckin' beads (of love, of love)
Pull on my motherfuckin' beads (of love, of love)
Uh!
Woo! Goodnight, Emon!