Someone Tell The Boys

E     B                          D#      E
Oh but kids you know what really wrecked it
       B                    D#  E
Was his grand and histrionic exit
       B                    D#  E
And I sat on that bed so perplexed
     B         C#m        G#m
Strung out and fuming and vexed

E        B               D#        E
Whisper louder what you want from me
        B                D#       E
Because I can't fucking hear you
           B             D#    E
You keep crying the way Jesus do
B          C#m         G#m
Maybe this isn't about you
B          C#m         G#m
Maybe this isn't about you

[Chorus]
C#m              G#m                D#          E
Someone tell the boys they're not important anymore
C#m              G#m                D#          E
Someone tell the boys they're not important anymore

[Verse]
         B          D# E
I have anecdotes to offer
           B                D#   E
They won't do much for this gentleman
           B                 D#   E
'Cause his every thought's a sacrament
        B     C#     G#m
And his every word's been said

E      B                     D#  E
And I find this awfully boring
       B            D#  E
But I wouldn't ever say
        B             D# E
Because God made boys all-knowing
       B   C#m         G#m
And I wish God made me gay
       B   C#m         G#m
And I wish God made me gay

[Chorus]
C#m              G#m                            E
Someone tell the boys they're not important anymore
C#m              G#m                D#      E
Someone tell the boys they're not important anymore
C#m              G#m                            E
Someone tell the boys they're not important anymore
C#m              G#m                D#       E
Someone tell the boys they're not important anymore

[Verse]
G#m                   B
Couldn't hear what he said
         E
Probably something prolific just like my ex-boyfriend
    G#m                      B
And he's got my ring in his bed
             E
He turned me sideways and said

I don't wanna have sex
     G#m
And I couldn't get a word in
B
I should've paid him
E
I'm just a vessel still
                   A   E
I guess need to be filled

[Chorus]
C#               G#m                D#        E
Someone tell the boys they're not important anymore
C#m              G#m                D#        E
Someone tell the boys they're not important anymore
C#m              G#m                D#        E
Someone tell the boys they're not important anymore
C#m              G#m                D#        E
Someone tell the boys they're not important anymore

C#m              G#m                D#    E
Someone tell the boys they're not important