The Night Josh Tillman Listened To My Song

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Josh did you like my song?
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I knew you'd hate it all along
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One of these nights you'll be wasted and vain
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And you'll broaden your thought life
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To Google your name
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And you'll see that I wrote you
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In spite of my shame

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Josh, Josh
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Don't say anything

[Break]

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[Verse]

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Oh while you are terrifying
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Mouth in your ear I can't breathe
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Crippling resentment towards your beliefs
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Yours is the vice with which I punish me
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Humour me I need a little relief

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Josh, Josh

[Break]

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 You're done with your tea
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You put it on the floor
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You're making fun of me
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I hear you though the door
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Well if I wanted your opinion
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I would have written you a song

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 But this one's for me, Josh
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This one's for me Josh

[Verse]

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  Do you like me?
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Never mind don't tell me
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So many hours extracting your prose
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From the balladry hairball that's lodged in my throat
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If you open your mouth I am gonna explode

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Josh, Josh
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I know you don't