Youre Gonna Die Soon

         G
Can you blow your own nose?
         C
Can you tie your own shoe?
         D                             G
If you had velcro ones would you even know what to do?
         G
When you make a doodie -
         C
Is it in your pants?
         D
-or trousers as they said in the day?
         D
-are you mad 'cause your grandson is gay?
         D
-is it a bummer that your  pubes are all gray?
          G                        C
when you clear your throat is it really disgusting?
         D
Does it go on for miles and hours??
   C
you're gonna die soon!
   D
you're gonna die soon!
     G                           C
its not cold in here, your just dieing!
     C
you're gonna die soon!
     D
you're gonna die soon!
     G                 C        D
you in the back, you are dying -Soon!
     C
you're gonna die soon!
     D
you're gonna die soon!
      G                           C
we're all gonna die, but not as soon as you guys!
        C
you're gonna die!
        D
you're gonna die!
        G
you're dieing!