Bobby Brady vendendo crack Bobby Brady's dealing crack Marsha tomando boleta Marsha's on the pill Mike na cama com Alice Mike's in bed with Alice E Sam vendendo carne de cachorro no seu açougue And Sam sell dog-chops at his meat shop Greg experimentando cinta-liga Greg is trying on garter belts E Peter passou três noites na cadeia And Peter spent 3 nights in jail Assassinato na casa Brady Murder in the Brady house Porque Jan Brady não conseguiu aguentar Because Jan Brady couldn't stand it Assassinato na casa Brady Murder in the Brady house As coisas tavam uma beleza Things were just too great Assassinato na casa Brady Murder in the Brady house Alguém teve que estragar Someone had to break Cindy chamou Jan de fedorento Cindy called Jan a stinker Por jogar bola dentro da casa For playing ball inside the house Ela tagarelava enquanto Alice beijava She tattlelated while Alice kissed O carteiro na boca The postman on the mouth Sangue na tela da TV Blood is on the TV screen E tripas na escada And guts are on the stairs Assassinato na casa Brady Murder in the Brady house E ninguém sequer se importa and no one even cares Assassinato Assassinato Assassinato Assassinato Assassinato... Murder murder murder murder murder murder