Honey Im Home

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The car won't start, it's falling apart
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I was late for work and the boss got smart
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My pantyline shows, got a fun in my hose
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My hair went flat, man I hate that(HATE THAT)

[Verse 2]
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Just when I thought things couldn't get worse,
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I re-a-lized I forgot my purse
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With all this stress i must confess,
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this could be worse than PMS,

[Pre-Chorus]
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This job ain't worth the pay
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Can't wait till the end of the day
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Honey I'm on my way, hey! hey!  hey!  hey!

[Chorus]

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Honey, I'm home and I had a hard day,
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Pour me a cold one and oh, by the way,
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rub my feet, gimme something to eat,
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Fix me up my favorite treat
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Honey, I'm back, my head's killing me
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I need to relax and watch TV,
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get off the phone give the dog a bone
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Hey!hey! Honey, I'm    home!

[Solo]
E, E, E, A (x2)

[Verse 3]
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I broke a nail opening the mail
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I cursed out loud cause it hurts like hell
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This job's a pain it's so mundane
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It sure don't stimulate my brain

[Pre-Chorus]
A
This job ain't worth the pay
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Can't wait till the end of the day
B                    B    B     B
Honey I'm on my way, hey! hey!  hey!  hey!

[Chorus]
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Honey, I'm home and I had a hard day,
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Pour me a cold one and oh, by the way,
B
rub my feet, gimme something to eat,
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Fix me up my favorite treat
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Honey, I'm back, my head's killing me
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I need to relax and watch TV,
B
get off the phone give the dog a bone
B                    E
Hey!hey! Honey, I'm    home!

[Out]
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I'm home, that feels much better.