Honey,I`m Home

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1. The car won't start, it's falling apart,
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    I was late for work and the boss got smart.
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    My pantyline shows, got a run in my hose,
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    my hair went flat, man I hate that.
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2. Just when I thought things couldn't get worse,
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    I realized I forgot my purse.
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    With all this stress I must confess,
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    this could be worse than PMS.
    This job ain't worth the pay, can't wait till the end of the day.
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    Hey, Honey I'm on my way,  hey!   hey!      hey!hey!
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Honey, I'm home and I had a hard day,

pour me a cold one and oh, by the way,
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rub my feet, gimme something to eat,
fix me up my favorite treat.
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Honey, I'm back, my head's killing me,

I need to relax and watch TV,
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get off the phone give the dog a bone.
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Hey!hey! Honey, I'm home!

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3. I broke a nail opening the mail,
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    I cursed out loud cause it hurt like hell.
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    This job's a pain it's so mundane,
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    it sure don't stimulate my brain.
    This job ain't worth the pay, can't wait till the end of the day.
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    Hey, Honey I'm on my way,   hey!  hey!      hey!hey!
    + REFRAIN     + Oh, rub my neck will you,  + D - G - D - G
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    Hey, hey hey, hey, hey, !
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+ REFRAIN               I'm home.     That feels much better !