Skweeze Me Pleeze Me

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   [Chorus]
A                 D             G
You know how to skweeze me, oh oh
                  D           G
you know how to pleeze me, oh oh
                   D         G
you're learnin' it easy, oh oh
      C                         A
And I thought you might like to know
       C                            A
when a girl's meaning yes, she says no


   [Verse 1]
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You got rude talk, you got one walk, all your jokes are blue
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You've got long nails, you tell tall tales, some you think are true
            G                       A
And there's nowhere to go you won't go
           G                      A
if there's nowhere to run you go slow
       G                        A
if you move up to me then I'll show
        C                  A
you the way, then you'll know


   [Chorus]
         D            G
How to skweeze me, oh oh
                 D            G
You know how to pleeze me, oh oh
                   D        G
you're learnin' it easy, oh oh
      C                         A
And I thought you might like to know


   [Chorus]
         D            G
How to skweeze me, oh oh
                 D            G
you know how to pleeze me, oh oh
                   D        G
you're learnin' it easy, oh oh
      C                         A
And I thought you might like to know
                  C                 A
when a girl's meaning yes, she says no


   [Verse 2]
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You got a sweet tongue, you sing love songs, can't you learn to spell?
                              Bm             G                D
Take me back 'ome, you got it all wrong 'cos we sing loud as well
            G                       A
And there's nowhere to go you won't go
           G                      A
if there's nowhere to run you go slow
       G                       A
if you move up to me then I'll show
        C                A
you the way, then you'll know


   [Chorus]
         D            G
How to skweeze me, oh oh
                 D            G
you know how to pleeze me, oh oh
                   D        G
you're learnin' it easy, oh oh
      C                         A
And I thought you might like to know


   [Chorus]
        D             G
How to skweeze me, oh oh
                 D            G
you know how to pleeze me, oh oh
                   D        G
you're learnin' it easy, oh oh
      C                         A
And I thought you might like to know
       C                            A
when a girl's meaning yes, she says no


   [Instrumental]
D   C   A     D   C   A


   [Chorus]
        D             G
How to skweeze me, oh oh
                 D            G
you know how to pleeze me, oh oh
                   D        G
you're learnin' it easy, oh oh
      C                         A
And I thought you might like to know


   [Chorus To Fade]
         D            G
How to skweeze me, oh oh
                 D            G
you know how to pleeze me, oh oh
                   D        G
you're learnin' it easy, oh oh
      C                         A
And I thought you might like to know
       C                            A
when a girl's meaning yes, she says no