One Hundred Things You Should Have Done In Bed

F#m  A  F#m  A

[Verse 1]
F#m                 A          G
I haven't left here yet but I'm trying
F#m                   A           G
I'm still tied to the bed, can you come here?
F#m                                     A             G
When you come, could you please bring a knife and cut me down?
F#m                       A            G
'Cause she is larger than life and I'm frightened


[Chorus]
  A              G           F
A 100 things you should have done in bed
       A             G           F
But you never got the chance to try them
  A              G           F
A 100 things you should have done in bed
  A             G           F
But you never got the chance to try


[Verse 2]
             F#m                     A               G
At least the dog has a smile on it's face most of the time
    F#m                         A             G
I'm drained and I'm dry and I'm sore, it's not that bad
    F#m                      A             G
If she could be here all the time, it would kill me
  F#m                       A         G
I think I've been broken in two and I can't scream


[Chorus]
  A              G           F
A 100 things you should have done in bed
       A             G           F
But you never got the chance to try them
  A              G           F
A 100 things you should have done in bed
       A             G           F
But you never got the chance to try them
  A              G           F
A 100 things you should have done in bed
       A             G           F
But you never got the chance to try them
  A              G           F
A 100 things you should have done in bed
       A             G           F
But you never got the chance to try