Ill Kill Her

Am F C G
for the whole time.


[Verse 1]

Am           F                                       C  G Am
so, of course, you were supposed to call me tonight
                                     F
you were supposed to call me tonight
                                 C
we would have gone to the cinema
                              G                                Am
and, after, to the restaurant, the one you like in your street

                                         F
we would have slept together, have a nice breakfast together
          C                         G                       Am
and then a walk in a park together, how beautiful and then
                                 F
you would have said "i love you" in the cutest place on earth
  C                           G                     Am
where some lullabies are dancing with the fairies

                   F
i would have waited like a week or two
       C
but you never tried to reach me
         G
no, you never called me back
         Am                        F
you were dating that bleach-blonde girl
     C                  G
if i find her, i swear, i swear...


[Chorus]

    Am               F
i'll kill her, i'll kill her
    C                    G
she stole my future, she broke my dream
    Am              F
i'll kill her, i'll kill her
    C                        G
she stole my future when she took you away


[Verse 2]

i would have met your friends, we would have had a drink or two
they would have liked me, 'cause sometimes i'm funny
i would have met your dad, i would have met your mum
she would have said "please, can you make some beautiful babies?"

so we would have had a boy called tom and a girl called Susan, born in japan

i saw it was a love story, but you don't want to get involved
i saw it was a love story, but you're not ready for that ...
me neither.


[Chorus]

    Am               F
i'll kill her, i'll kill her
    C                    G
she stole my future, she broke my dream
    Am              F
i'll kill her, i'll kill her
    C                        G
she stole my future when she took you away



[Verse 3]

she's a bitch you know, all she's got is blondness
not even tenderness, yeah, she's cleverless
she'll dump your arse for a model called Brendan
he will pay for beautiful surgery 'cause he's full of money

                   F
i would have waited like a week or two
       C
but you never tried to reach me
         G
no, you never called me back
         Am                        F
you were dating that bleach-blonde girl
     C                  G
if i find her, i swear, i swear...


[Chorus] (x2)

    Am               F
i'll kill her, i'll kill her
    C                    G
she stole my future, she broke my dream
    Am              F
i'll kill her, i'll kill her
    C                        G
she stole my future when she took you away


[Bridge]

man, i told you, you know, if i find her,
i really, i, i mean, i'll kill her, for real!
it's like for sure


[Outro]

You have to know, uh,
i mean, you know, i can do it, man,
i'll kill her.