Eddie's Farm

B
Eddie licked chickens on the farm
G#m
When he was just sixteen
F#
A little ferret was his friend
E                         Em
He used to keep his bottom clean

The moment that he touched a goat
B                                                     F#
He stroked it every day (stroked it every day)
G#m
It was a very happy farm
E                                    Em
Where Eddie and his midgets (?) played

B
Eddie's got 27 pigs and a dozen cows
G#m
He became a farmer to abuse his sows
F#m
Said he screwed a different goat after every stoat (?)
E                                      Em
And the sausage man came marching in again

B
Eddie finished at the sty
F#
And then harrassed a horse
G#m
He rubbed it up and down his back
E                                       Em
And mounted it with violent force
B
Took seven voles to his mum's bedroom
F#
They nibbled off his clothes (nibbled off his clothes)
G#m
Some people say he was a weirdo
E                                              Em
But (baaaaah) you should see him go

B
Eddie's got 27 pigs and a dozen cows
G#m
He became a farmer to abuse his sows
F#m
Said he screwed a different goat after every stoat (?)
E                                      Em
And the sausage man came marching in again

B                               G#m
He's in deep inside a beaver
                                   E                     Em
You hear him moan but don't be scared
                  F#                         G#m                                 B
Cause like diseases, he comes and then he goes, yeah, let's go

B
Three days later, Eddie's sitting in a cell
G#m
Serves him right for giving all his horses hell
F#
So now the goats can live in peace and harmony
E                                                          Em
Safe in the knowledge there'll be no more beastiality

B
Eddie had 27 pigs and a dozen cows (Eddie had a farm, but he caused it harm)
G#m
He became a farmer to abuse his sows
F#m
Said he screwed a different goat after every stoat (?) (after every show, Eddie nailed a goat)
E                                                                  Em
And the sausage men were eating sandwiches, yeah, eh-eh-eh-eh