Goodbye Earl

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Mary Ann and Wanda were the best of friends,
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All through thier high school days,
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Both members of the 4H club,
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Both active in the F.F.A.

[Verse 2]
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After graduation Mary Ann went out lookin,
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for a bright new world,
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Wanda looked all around this town,
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And all she found was Earl,

[Verse 3]
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Well it wasn't two weeks,
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After she got married that,
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Wanda started gettin' abused,
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She put on dark glasses and long sleeved blouses,
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And make up to cover a bruise,

[Verse 4]
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Well she finally got the nerve to file for divorce,
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She let the law take it from there,
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But Earl walked right through that restraining order,
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And put her in intensive care,

[Bridge]
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Right away Mary Ann flew in from Atlanta,
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On a red eye midnight flight,
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She held Wanda's hand as they,
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Worked out a plan,
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And it didn't take 'em long to decide,
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That Earl had to die,

[Chorus]
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Goodbye Earl, Those black eyed peas,
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They tasted all right to me Earl,
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feelin' weak,
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Why don't you lay down, And sleep Earl,
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Ain't it dark,
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Wrapped up in that tarp Earl

[Verse 5]
[**Key Change**]
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The cops came by to bring Earl in,
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And they searched the house high and low,
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Then they tipped thier hats,
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And said "thank you ladies if you hear from him let us know",

[Verse 6]
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Well the weeks went by and,
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Spring turned to Summer,
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And Summer faded into Fall,
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And it turns out he's a missing person,
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nobody missed at all,

[Bridge]
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So the girls bought some land, and a roadside stand
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Out on Highway One O' Nine,
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They sell Tennessee ham, and strawberry jam,
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And they don't, lose any sleep at night 'cause,
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Earl had to die,

[Chorus]
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Goodbye Earl,we need a break,
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Let's go out to the lake Earl,
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We'll pack a lunch,
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And stuff you in the trunk Earl,
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Is that alright,
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Good Let's go for a ride,
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Earl Hey HEy HEy,
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Goodbye Earl,
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Hey HEy HEy,