Cigareetes Whusky And Wild Wild Women

      G                       C        G
cho: Cigarettes, whiskey and wild wild women
                                      A         D
     They'll drive you crazy, they'll drive you insane;
      G                       C        G
     Cigarettes, whiskey and wild wild women
                                       A        D
     They'll drive you crazy, they'll drive you insane;

G                    C          D
Once I was happy and had a good wife
                      A           D
I had enough money to last me for life
G                            C         D
Then I met with a gal and we went on a spree
                          D           G
She taught me smokin' and drinkin' whiskee
  (CHORUS)

G                              C          D
Cigarettes are a blight on the whole human race
                       A          D
A man is a monkey with one in his face;
G                              C            D
Take warning dear friend, take warning dear brother
                       A              D
A fire's on one end, a fools on the t'other.
  (CHORUS)

G                        C          D
And now good people, I'm broken with age
                            A            D
The lines on my face make a well written page
G                             C          D
I'm weavin' this story -- how sadly but true
                         A             G
On women and whiskey and what they can do
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G                         C          D
Write on the cross at the head of my grave
                           A           D
For women and whiskey here lies a poor slave.
G                                 C           D
Take warnin' poor stranger, take warnin' dear friend
                           A          D
In wide clear letters this tale of my end.
 (CHORUS)